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BARBARA HUME is a Seattle-based freelance playwright, singer, and actor/director whose two full-length plays explore social issues set within a drama of disparate or strained relationships. Light through the Cellar Door focuses on three generations of one family’s reproductive history; Redline depicts the friendship of two young men, one white and one Black, challenged by the status quo of racism.
Upcoming shows include:
Apr 20: On the House, a ten-minute comedy about online dating for seniors, at Chapel Theatre in Portland, OR by PDX Playwrights.
Aug 29: Light Through the Cellar Door at Bainbridge Island Museum of Art
Jun 29-30: Redline at Willamette University’s Theatre 33 summer festival
Learn more about her work at www.barbarahumeplays.com.
The following is an excerpt from Light Through the Cellar Door which is scheduled for a dramatic reading at BIMA's museum auditorium in August 2024. Here is a synopsis:
The year is 1989 and Maura, a lawyer representing a women’s health clinic, is spending the weekend with her mother, Agnes, an Irish Catholic who could never say the word sex or birth control. Maura’s daughter, Phoebe, arrives resentful of her mother’s recent separation from Nick, her father. Three generations of women struggle with their past choices and current challenges surrounding their own reproductive history. In this family, a passionate crisis of disparate viewpoints reveals the strength it takes to be vulnerable with those we love.
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Light Through the Cellar Door (an excerpt)
** Prior to the scene below, Maura has been discussing the Catholic Church's influence on women's sexuality with Agnes, highlighting her mother’s inability to discuss menstruation, pregnancy or birth control with her. When Phoebe arrives, Phoebe and Agnes discuss her boyfriend Jason and Phoebe’s struggles with her parent's recent separation.
(MAURA enters from SL returning from her errand in town; she moves towards her daughter who is seated on the cellar door.)
MAURA
May I join you?
(PHOEBE sees MAURA, moves over making room for her mom on the cellar door. MAURA sits silently next to her daughter.)
PHOEBE
Thought you had to finish a report for work? Is that where you went? On a Saturday morning?
MAURA
No, I had --- something else to do. (PHOEBE looks unconvinced) No more work this weekend, promise! Just us hanging out together with Nana!
(MAURA watches PHOEBE lying still next to her.)
MAURA
Do you want to take a nap? Or, if not, would you like me to braid your hair?
(PHOEBE shrugs a bit, takes off her walkman then reluctantly allows MAURA to braid her hair.)
PHOEBE
(after a few seconds, unexpectedly) Are you and dad getting a divorce?
(MAURA stops braiding PHOEBE's hair for a beat and pauses to look intently at her.)
MAURA
I've been planning to talk to your dad-
PHOEBE
Mom, it's great that you want to change the world. But what about us?
MAURA
Phoebe, I'm trying to manage a full time job plus make sure you're safe, fed...and cared for. (pause) I'd like to believe that your father could be trusted to-
PHOEBE
Dad? Why are you always blaming him? Ever since you started traveling more with your work, that's when things started to fall apart-
MAURA
Phoebe, that's not fair. You are much more important to me than my job... (pause) I hate how little time it leaves me with you.
PHOEBE
Then why do you work so much?
MAURA
I have a big appeal case next week to fund the Women's Clinic.
PHOEBE
And what about dad? Have you asked him what he wants?
MAURA
Phoebe, first I need to figure out what I want, plus your dad and I haven't had any time to talk lately.
PHOEBE
Well, whose fault is that?
MAURA
So, you blame me for the separation?
PHOEBE
What if you BOTH screwed up?
MAURA
(deflecting) How's Carol these days?
(MAURA resumes braiding PHOEBE'S hair.)
PHOEBE
She's fine.
MAURA
What do you two do together?
PHOEBE
We just hang out.
MAURA
So are there any boys you like?
PHOEBE
Why would I be looking for a boy to date when I'm with Jason?
MAURA
So, you're "with" Jason? Meaning he's now a "boyfriend"?
PHOEBE
Sort of...but mainly we're just friends. We've known each other since sixth grade so we're pretty comfortable together.
MAURA
I see. What do you two enjoy doing together?
PHOEBE
We argue about which video game we want to play. I like Zelda II and he likes Super Mario Brothers.
MAURA
Are you both just staring at your game boy the entire time you're together? What do you talk about?
PHOEBE
...We talk about how to increase our magic proficiency for our Final Fantasy characters.
MAURA
Magic? As in a spell or supernatural power?
(PHOEBE looks at her mom puzzled.)
PHOEBE
Sort of...Mom, why don't you like Jason?
MAURA
I never said I didn't like him.
PHOEBE
Why do you freak out when he comes over?
MAURA
I don't freak out. Do I?
PHOEBE
Jason's the only one who understands me.
(MAURA stops braiding PHOEBE's hair. PHOEBE gets up abruptly, drops the shawl and bends forward to pick up her walkman and begins listening to her music. MAURA sees the top of what looks like a tattoo on PHOEBE's lower back. MAURA reaches to try to lift PHOEBE's shirt but PHOEBE resists her mother's reach.)
MAURA
Phoebe, what's on your lower back?
PHOEBE
Mom, it's nothing!
MAURA
Is it a tattoo? What?! When did you get...Well what does it look like? I can't believe this!...Oh my god...Phoebe!
(AGNES enters from the porch. She stops and observes the following.)
PHOEBE
It's not a big deal mom! Dad was all for it when I asked him about getting it.
MAURA
Nick? Unbelievable...what a screw up! It's illegal for a minor to get a tattoo, Phoebe! Your dad should have known-
PHOEBE
Dad didn't screw up! I chose to do it and dad approved. It's my body and my choice! You are always telling me women get to decide about their own bodies!
(AGNES steps towards them, interrupting them.)
AGNES
I'm going to need to get some canned tomatoes from the cellar for dinner. Did I interrupt something?
(MAURA stands up while PHOEBE walks towards the bench down stage right. MAURA follows PHOEBE.)
MAURA
Just your granddaughter’s display of her tattoo on her behind.
AGNES
Body painting was popular when I was her age - we used finger paints to decorate our face and arms with flowers.
(AGNES enters the cellar to get jars of canned tomatoes.)
MAURA
Mom, you're not helping! Phoebe, because you are under 18 you need a parent's consent to get a tattoo.
PHOEBE
Well, dad gave me his consent!
(AGNES exits cellar and starts to cross towards the porch.)
AGNES
It's just a lovely portrait of some sort of princess. Right? Doesn't she give you special powers? Like in the pool the other day?
MAURA
Wait, what pool? What happened, Phoebe?
PHOEBE
It's no big deal mom - just a pool party at Carol's the other day.
MAURA
And did your dad know about this pool party?
PHOEBE
He said it was fine if I was there with Carol and her older brother.
MAURA
What happened?
PHOEBE
NOTHING HAPPENED!
AGNES
I thought Medli must be a very special princess to earn a place on your bum!
MAURA
Mother! Please stay out of this!
PHOEBE
You were out of town when Carol invited me! Dad said it was ok!
AGNES
Phoebe's magic princess took care of those two bratty pups! She sounds like a true warrior-
MAURA
What? Who were these bratty pups? You're not helping here, Mom! Go, just, go!
(All three characters just stand there looking at each other.)
PHOEBE
You stay, Nana. I'll go ---
(PHOEBE storms out and exits through the porch door. MAURA sits on the bench distraught as AGNES tries to comfort her.)
AGNES
Why do you freak out whenever Phoebe mentions her dad?
MAURA
Good God...I don't freak out...I just worry about her and whether or not her dad is really looking out for her.
AGNES
She told me you freak out when she's with her friend, Jason.
MAURA
What? No I don't. I just ask her what they've been up to...she rarely lets me know anything about him.
AGNES
Are you trying to protect her...or shame her?
MAURA
I'm just trying to get her to examine her choices, that's all!
AGNES
I understand how hard it is for a daughter to tell her mother about what she feels is private. It was never easy for me.
MAURA
Wait, are you saying I never talked to you about my decisions?
AGNES
I'm not accusing you, dearest, just sharing with you my own frustrations growing up. Why, all I remember my mother saying to me when I came home late was a warning that I better not have been up to no good.
MAURA
The cycle continues...your mom didn't talk to you so you didn't talk to me...and now I'm-
AGNES
Maura, I tried the best I knew how...I'm sorry if you felt a distance between us...It's just-
(MAURA interrupts her mom abruptly, stands and crosses to cellar door.)
MAURA
Mom, you don't understand--
(AGNES follows her daughter to the cellar door.)
AGNES
Oh my dearest, if I could make it up to you now, I would-
MAURA
You don't know who I am! You have no clue what I've been through!
(MAURA stands on one side of the cellar door; AGNES crosses towards her standing on the other side of the cellar.)
AGNES
Why do you say that?
MAURA
You never took any interest in my work...or defended me when dad didn't think it was a good idea for me to go to law school...
(AGNES approaches MAURA slowly.)
AGNES
I never knew how to state my opinions around your dad.
MAURA
Don't you think that's a problem?
AGNES
Yes, I do! I didn't know how to address the problem... when your dad was alive.
(AGNES sits down on the cellar door. MAURA continues to stand.)
AGNES
Maura, there are many things I wished I had told you.
MAURA
Like?
AGNES
Like how proud I was of all your accomplishments and...how much I loved you.
(MAURA sits on the other side of the cellar door.)
MAURA
Mom, you always kept me fed, clothed and vaccinated. In that way, I knew you loved me...but you didn't know me.
AGNES
Why do you say that, dear?
MAURA
As a young teenager...I didn't know how to talk to you...
AGNES
Oh my dear, that's my fault...I didn't know how to talk to my mother about my feelings, about boys or anything to do with what really mattered to a young woman. (pause)
(MAURA stops and turns towards AGNES.)
MAURA
So the cycle continues….What about that young man you dated before dad?
AGNES
I was fifteen...he seemed to like me...(pause) But I never told my mother that I liked him.
MAURA
Why not? (AGNES shrugs her shoulders.) Did you ever tell dad about him?
AGNES
Your father? Why would I tell him about a flame so long ago? (pauses)
MAURA
I had a relationship with a fellow student the first year of law school!
AGNES
You've never mentioned him before!
MAURA
I guess we both kept secrets from our mothers!
AGNES
Can we maybe start now telling each other what matters?
MAURA
Mom, I haven't been able to talk to Nick 'cause I'm not sure if I love him or if he loves me?
AGNES
(pause) There are things I resented about your father...that I am trying to tell him now...about Lily.
MAURA
Mom, I don't know what the future holds for Nick and me. But I do know I want to do everything I can to be there for Phoebe...to help her through this separation.
AGNES
That's why I shared a moment with Phoebe just now...how I coped with some of my own insecurities as a young woman...hoping to give her some encouragement-
MAURA
Tell me what to do, mom...I feel like I'm losing her.
AGNES
A tattoo may be a way for her to feel confident about herself. (pause) Sometimes it's hard for a young girl to face her mom when she's feeling judged-
MAURA
Judged? How do you suppose I feel? Every time she asks me about Nick, I feel like she's blaming me for the separation!
AGNES
I understand my love, but the separation has been the hardest on Phoebe.
MAURA
I don't want to lose Phoebe's trust...I don't want to be the one to cause distance between us! (begins to break down)
AGNES
You will never lose Phoebe 'cause I know you will always love her with all your heart, even after your heart stops beating! (pauses)
MAURA
I WANT her to know I love her NOW while she's with me! Not after I'm dead! (pauses) But I just can't seem to reach her.
AGNES
(pause) You mustn't be so hard on her, Maura. Don't leave her feeling shamed. Try to talk to her before dinner.
MAURA
I'm probably the last person she wants to talk to right now.
AGNES
Go to her.
(MAURA and AGNES hug. MAURA and AGNES exit through the porch door.)
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To read the full play, please reach out to Barbara directly at info@barbarahumeplays.com.